Just THROW and who KNOWS?. ROLL THE DICE WITH MYSTERY MACHINE™! ❌ No more wondering “what if I picked the wrong bombs?”. ✅Discontinued treasures – get bombs we’ll never make again. 🌿Guerrilla gardeners who love unpredictable results.
Item Tag: Bad Apples
Bad Apples EAT IT!™ Food Forest Bombs – The Seed Bomb That Blasts Grocery Bills!
Bad Apples EAT IT! ™ Food Forest Bombs – The Superfood Weed Revolution! ❌ No more expensive superfoods that spoil before you eat them. Bad News.For Grocery Bills! JUST DEPLOY EAT IT! ™ AND HARVEST FOREVER!
Bad Apples THE BIG GUY™ Seed Bombs – Giant Sunflowers Father’s DayGift
✅ Miniature redwood replicas – well, practically. These are mammoth sunflowers! ✅ Eco-Friendly & Made in USA – premium quality for the patriarch. Then built-in nutrients fuel explosive, towering growth!
Bad Apples SUN DEATH™ Sunflower Seed Bombs – Celebrate Our Cosmic Executioner!
In 5 billion years, our beloved sun will expand into a red giant and literally boil Earth’s oceans away – but humans will be extinct in just 1 billion years, so we’ll never witness our cosmic executioner’s final performance!
Bad Apples Monarch Threat Seed Bombs – Butterfly Mix – Guerrila Garden – 1 Acre
Bad Apples MONARCH THREAT™ Seed Bombs – Chemical-Free PMA for Pollinators. STEP 1: Deploy MONARCH THREAT bombs onto sterile lawn areas. TIRED OF CORPORATE LANDSCAPING THAT KILLS EVERYTHING?. DEPLOY MONARCH THREAT FOR CLEAN POLLINATOR POWER!
Bad Apples DOT Grade Crown Vetch Seed Bombs 49 STATE LEGAL! For Extreme Erosion!
They planted THOUSANDS of acres during Interstate construction. SEASON: Deploy spring through fall – crown vetch doesn’t care about your schedule. Results may vary based on soil conditions, climate, and planting techniques.
Bad Apples BITCORN™ Seed Bombs – Crypto Corn Scheme – Guerrila Garden – 1 Acre
While Bitcoin “mines” digital nothing at the cost of a small country’s electricity bill, BITCORN mines ACTUAL GOLD from your yard—no GPU farm, no carbon footprint guilt, just pure kernel profit! DEPLOY BITCORN AND HARVEST REAL VALUE!
Bad Apples MR. SANDMAN™ Seed Bombs – Erosion Control for Arid Zones & Deserts
Deep taproot networks – find water sources other plants can’t reach. DEPLOY MR. SANDMAN AND CONQUER THE DESERT! ✅Drought-warrior species – specially selected for arid conditions that kill normal flowers.
Bad Apples Doublemint Seed Bombs – Erosion Control for Steep Slopes – 1 Acre
Your Doublemint Seed Bomb Arsenal Finally! ❌ No more risking injury on steep slopes. Bad News.For Erosion! Just THROW and GROW! No digging, no climbing, no risk – our mint seed bombs do all the work!